Monthly Newsletter September 2015
Hope everyone is having a wonderful summer.
School is back on secession, so be careful out there and give your selves extra time to where ever you may be traveling.
September is usually when I like to say that the worst of our HOT Florida summer days are behind us. BUT not this year! We are still pushing triple digits. All I can say….Get your swimsuits and hit the beach for a nice cool dip.
LOCAL EVENT SCHEDULE:
9/04/2015 6:00pm First Friday Art Walk, Downtown Ocala & Citizen Circle
9/05/2015 9:00am Ocala Farm Market, Downtown Ocala, Ocala, Fl.
9/06/2015 12:00pm Ocala Carnival, Martin Luther King Jr Recreation Complex
9/09/2015 3:00pm Six Gun Legends: Remembering Ocala’s Wild West,
Ocala Public Library
9/12/2015 9:00am Horse Show, Martin Luther King Jr Recreation Complex
9/16/2015 6:00pm Line Dance Lessons for Adults and Teens, Forest Community Center
9/19/2015 5:00pm Country Blend Band Night, Forest Community Center
9/24/2015 6:00pm Forest Jam, Musicians of all levels are welcome,
Forest Community Center
For additional information on these events and more please visit our web site
Joke for the month:
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’
Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’
Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’
Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone’